I boughts me a bunny today! I'm not even being metaphorical here. It's name is Dandelion. I have decided that it is a boy, but Paul thinks it looks like a girl. It's white with markings around it's eyes that look like black eyeliner. He/she is my love bunny. Paul and I were going to buy a love cactus, but I couldn't find one. Then I found a love venus fly trap, but that felt a little weird. I did find some love fake grass, but that didn't really say what I wanted to about our relationship. I had given up on my search for a love object, when, on our anniversary, Paul and I went to the pet store. That is where I found Dandelion. He is pretty much amazing. And he replaces my previous bunny Whisper very well. I woke up this morning to him hitting his head on a cardboard box. What a way to start the day. Then I picked him up and he had spent the last 20 minutes licking my face. Now he's playing with the buttons on my laptop. See? He's a genius bunny. I bet he'll grow up to be an astronaut or something.
Oh yeah, I hit my head yesterday and concussed myself.
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