I learned a lot of neat shit today. First, did you know that love is in the hair? I didn't. I assumed it was somewhere near the brain or heart area. Oh! The hair is near the brain. Maybe hair is love oozing out of the brain.
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I also learned that if you go to a website called "Ask Canadians" or something like that, we can stop diced ham cookies from raiding our nation. Afghanistan? Pfft, we need to deal with the real problem: diced ham cookies. I bet you can't get a disease from consuming Afghanistan. Well, maybe you wouldn't get a disease from the cookies if they were cooked well. I might have to try that. Just maybe. I mean, it can't be that bad, especially compared with the things I've eaten. Have you ever eaten a live fish? They actually swim up your esophagus. Yeah, you can feel the little bugger's fins slapping against the inside of your neck. Bet you didn't need to hear that. OH! Once I ate a bit of cow lung. You bite into it and all the juices come out, but when you open your jaw, it's like a sponge. Everything, including your saliva, gets sucked into what you just bit down on. That's not a fantastic feeling either.
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The moral of the story is: fish and cow lungs are gross, therefore don't trust the internet.
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