Crowbars

Late night debates are fantastic. I would like you to know that if you have not had a late night debate, you should. You come up with illogical conclusions and nonexistant words to back them up. I even have a couple examples of these kind of debates.

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First, I was in Calgary, Alberta last night. That place is really scary. I figured I was going to get shot all night. Then Greg made fun of me. It was truly frightening. Wait, that wasn't a debate at all. Crap, this no sleep thing is getting to me....

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Oh, wait! Here's one. So my friend Mike and I were talking. I said something about hitting someone in the knees with a crowbar. He replied with, "Well, getting hit in the knees with a crowbar would really hurt, but not as much as getting hit in the shins would." Well, I disagree entirely. I would have you know that shattered knee caps are much more painful than bruised shin bones. Also, there are more nerves in the knee than in the shin.

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Since I couldn't prove my point with just words, I decided to test my theory. Actually, my mind subconsciously decided to test this theory. I had a vision. I say vision because dreams are fake and nothing I do is fake. So anyways, I had a vision. In it, I hit this one guy in the shin with a crow bar. He was like, "Well, that was painful." Then I went to the next fellow who was the exact same guy except that I hadn't hit him in the shins. I hit him in the knee caps. He screamed in pain and then died.

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So you see, if you get hit in the knees with a crowbar, you DIE.